Some Features you may Need on your Computer
------------------------------------------------------------ *Just for Fun* ------------------------------------------------------------ *Tech Terminology* *486 The average IQ needed to understand a PC. *Obsolete Any computer you own. *Microsecond The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. *Syntax Error Walking into a computer store and saying "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." *Hard Drive The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error. *GUI What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey") *Power User Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. *System Update A quick method of trashing ALL of your software. ------------------------------------------------------------ |