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Some Features you may Need on your Computer

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 *Just for Fun*
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	*Tech Terminology*
 
*486
The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

*Obsolete
Any computer you own.

*Microsecond
The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to
become obsolete.

*Syntax Error
Walking into a computer store and saying "Hi, I want to
buy a computer and money is no object."

*Hard Drive
The sales technique employed by computer salesmen,
esp. after a Syntax Error.

*GUI
What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee
on it. (pronounced "gooey")

*Power User
Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

*System Update
A quick method of trashing ALL of your software. 

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